Faisal <faisal1873>

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THANKS TO EVERYONE THT VOTED FOR ME!!! 1,200 OUT OF 1,400! BRILLIANT!

At your old caley doin law which is always good bant specially wen ronnie ballantye gives out his classic lectures on the art of bant.

Live in student accom. in the brilliant caley court in town. always a good laff wen we attack peoples windows with eggs, bacon and frozen potatoes. Not good bant wen the police chap on our doors tho.

I also let let no-one sleep at night, its great. I'll do ma best to keep everyone up all night till about, 3am until i get sleepy, then my flatmates give me a taste of my own medicine by bangin on ma door and generally freakin out, and I then get ratty. This goes on an on, and on, and on...until someone loses an eye......

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May 2007

Faisal says:

"passed all ma exams yassss!!!" (2 week ago) me too!

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ARCTIC MONKEYS!!!!(Wow...actually amazin!), THE STROKES, Simian Mobile Disco, THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS, Massive Attack, Klaxons, Stone Roses, CSS, Johnny Cash, Oasis, James Brown (Legend), The Coral, David Gray, Gossip, Pendulum, Snow Patrol

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The Beach, Anchorman, Borat, Eurotrip, Small Faces, Gladiator, Saw 1, 2, 3, The Girl Next Door, Austin Powers, White Chicks, Snatch, Lock Stock, Donnie Darko, Napoleon Dynamite, Old Skool

Heroes!

Alex Turner. Michael Palin. El Nombre (Childhood hero!), Peter Kay, Alex Ferguson, Frankie Boyle.

Glen 'The Ghetto' 3

Enough Said.

Love...

Banter. Good wee nights out. turnin my pillow over to the 'cold side'. Zonecards. Uni banter. Cold showers. Groove bars. Sweet and Sour chicken. Overdrafts. CBK! Brasseye. Jalepenos. THE WEST END! EME bant with dave.

Have a lot of time for...

Ronnie Ballantyne. Sheena 'the dirty' McArthur. Lost. The serial shagger.

Lookin forward to...

billy connolly live in dublin yasssss

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"I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it." Ive been growing a beard and everyone shouts paedeophile. Why do paedophiles always have a beard and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy? Having a gang-bang in Scotland in the winter is like playing Pass The Parcel: there's that many layers! [If this is the answer, what is the question: Up To 18 Months] What is Stephen Hawking's personal best for the London marathon? The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher. Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist Ive been growing a beard and everyone shouts paedeophile. Why do paedophiles always have a beard and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy? We'll give you 50 slags....or two women from Dundee After his orgasm, remember to phone yourself a taxi Scotland is the world epicentre of global warming. We dont even cae because it means we get to st on our mountains n watch the fucking English drown Things a new Pope shouldn't say in his first public speech: "I only wish Hitler could have been alive to see this moment!" Unlikely lines for the Queen to include in her annual message: "Some of my best friends are black." "Charles, you'll have to prise my crown out of my cold, dead hands!" Things you don't want to hear a Prime Minister say: "Get me an eighteen inch knife and a hand grenade.I'm sorting this Iraq shit out." Exam questions that were rejected: "All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..." "Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question." "Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C." "If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be? Famous last words: '(as Steve Irwin): "Stingrays love foreplay." "I bet you I could jump that ticket barrier!" Rejected first lines for the new Harry Potter book: "Something about the spell must've gone wrong, because one of Harry's testicles had turned into a scorpion." "'Show us where Dumbledore touched you,' said the judge, 'show us on the doll'. Unhelpful things to say in a crisis: "Women and children first - then I'll shag the men and the animals." Bad things for a teacher to say: "Are you chewing boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day!" "It turns out you're not dyslexic, you're just really really stupid." Bad things to say at the opening of the new Wembley Stadium: "And, who knows, maybe here, one day, with the right linesman, England could cheat their way to another World Cup victory!" Ill-advised things to say in court: So to summarize, there's no evidence. But he does look a bit rapey." "And I put it to you, m'lud, that that child is sexy." "I was performing the Heimlich manoeuvre... then it sort of turned into the wheelbarrow position."
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Live at Loch Lomond!!!! (10 photo)	VOTE BAIG!!! (1 photo)

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	Kritchie hiya!! yea im back on placement miss ur bant tho!! wow interrailing will be class!! where all are you going?? thats so exciting!!! hows the old M and S goin?? workin hard? enjoying the money and summer??lol need to get out for a dance and a drink or 7 lol much love xxx
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	Fee haha yes yes brendas a laff a minute.... HIII THERRRRRRRRRREEEEE MY PUPPET
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	Fee Faisal when are you bak in work??? Ive jus realised how more interesting you make the salesfloor haha come amuse me
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	Lyn MacLeod Helo fais!! how are u? iv not seen u in ages i text u today to c if u wanted to cum out for my birthday next saturday but im not sure if i still have ur right number so i thot id just bebo and ask aswel!! wb xxx
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	November Cafe Glasgow Alreet Faisal Glasgow's number 1 style cocktail bar and pre club venue November Cafe. Where the beautiful people Drink,Dine & Relax in Syle ! Just cant wait for the weekend to begin ! check out our newest nights and sexy pics @ www.bebo.com/novemberglasgow add us & let us know what you think ? Hopefully speak to and see you soon, we look forward to your comments! love NOVEMBER CAFE X X X
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	Kritchie love love love
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	Dan Dan Fiesta Man hey fizo soz didnt wb im jst bk ma holz (ws in sunny spain wi jen) i have 2 re-sit law bt im not too guttd cz i recon i cn study law it cld be worse cz if id failed finance i recon i wld hv shot ma self lol tht shit is killer!! how;d u do? mr "straight A" haha. hpe u hvn good summer ne way! defo gna get a mellow beer orginised, ill gi u txt or summin. BEBO bk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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	Sunshine mines are up now david has got th guuud picss on hisss cameraa lol, will have to nick them from josieee! i wont be at any meeetingss untill augussst,,,,i misss everyone!!!! im doing EDGE so beeen doin things for thatt! how yoou gettin on soo faaar, mm? X!
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	Ainslie X Heeeey faisal! How are you? Havent spoke in ages! You coming out on Sunday? Pleeeaase come it should be fun! So what you been up 2? Is that uni finished 4 the summer? bmbx x xx
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	Sunshine heeey lil communicationss officerr how yooou doin ? )X!
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	Kritchie u are going to LOVE my bebo music player
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	Stacey Mellon you told elaine?? as in the section manager? wat are you all about omg was it his illegitamate son from his younger experimenting days....? i cant wait to hear, you better be in tomorrow! btw that comment about anna is highly distrubing, please refrain from writing such scary thoughts on my bebo again! ha xxxx
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	Kritchie no results as yet!!! love love baigel boy VIVA LA VIDA xxxxxxx
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	Stacey Mellon uch dont lie you loved it really... you were jst hiding out in the men's section waiting for me to pass hahaha omg guess who i seen today... kenny and his gay partner!! he looked quite young and foreign.... i hope he doesnt hav bebo? but then thts a compliment lol it was so funny but because... i had actually broke down in finniston lol and they were jst walking by while i sat in the car and he was clearly tryin to work out how he recognised me good job i wear a name badge eh? lolol xxxx
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	Fee oi cheeky!!!! none of ur lip please n if ur gonny wear ur troosers haf way down ur backside get a nice clean pair uv boxers on next time xxxx
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	Fee a can c ur bum!!
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	Kritchie HIYA!!!!!!
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	Kirstypops soooooooo funny! lol i still cant get over those dungeons eh?! their doing good, i lost the cream he gave me to put on it lol so im jst gona buy some tomoro! Maw and paw both no now and neither are happy lol!! When you off this week? x
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	Kritchie and we are going to see sex and the city tonight!!!!! book ur tickets!! lol love love for the BAIG "Luv isn't easy, but BAIG is" im in loch lomand today...jealous much???lol xxxxxxxxx
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	Kritchie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE... for you
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