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Faisal <faisal1873>
"What if you were right the first time?"


I'm going back to 505,
If its a 7 hour flight or a 45 minute drive,
In my imagination you're waiting lying on your side,
With your hands between your thighs,

Stop and wait a sec,
Oh when you look at me like that my darling,
What did you expect?
I'd probably still adore you with your hands around my neck,
Or I did last time I checked,

Not shy of a spark,
A knife twists at the thought that I should fall short of the mark,
Frightened by the bite though its no harsher than the bark,
Middle of adventure, such a perfect place to start.

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Hometown
Glasgow!!
Faisal's URL
http://www.bebo.com/faisal1873
Member Since
May 2007

Music
ARCTIC MONKEYS, THE STROKES, Simian Mobile Disco, THE LAST SHADOW PUPPETS, Massive Attack, Röyksopp, The Verve, Sigur Ros, Stone Roses, CSS, Johnny Cash, Oasis, James Brown (Legend), The Coral, David Gray, Gossip, Pendulum, Snow Patrol
Films
THE BEACH, Anchorman, Small Faces, The Girl Next Door, Snatch, Lock Stock, Donnie Darko, Schindler's List. Dead Poets Society. Y TU Mama Tambien.
Heroes
Alex Turner. Michael Palin. El Nombre.
Glen 'The Ghetto' 3
Enough Said.
Have a lot of time for...
Ronnie Ballantyne. Sheena 'the dirty' McArthur. Lost. The serial shagger.
Lookin forward to...
billy connolly live in dublin with digger yasssss, last shadow puppets live at the carlin wooooo

 

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Frankie Boyle Quotes to keep you amused while u are all visiting me!
"I would have loved to have a gay dad. Do you remember at school, there were always kids saying "My dad's bigger than your dad, my dad will batter your dad!" "So what? My dad will shag your dad. And your dad will enjoy it."

Ive been growing a beard and everyone shouts paedeophile. Why do paedophiles always have a beard and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

Having a gang-bang in Scotland in the winter is like playing Pass The Parcel: there's that many layers!

[If this is the answer, what is the question: Up To 18 Months] What is Stephen Hawking's personal best for the London marathon?

The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher.

Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot but look at him now! Alcoholic and a racist

Ive been growing a beard and everyone shouts paedeophile. Why do paedophiles always have a beard and glasses? What is it about that look that children find so sexy?

We'll give you 50 slags....or two women from Dundee

After his orgasm, remember to phone yourself a taxi

Scotland is the world epicentre of global warming. We dont even cae because it means we get to st on our mountains n watch the fucking English drown

Things a new Pope shouldn't say in his first public speech:
"I only wish Hitler could have been alive to see this moment!"

Unlikely lines for the Queen to include in her annual message:
"Some of my best friends are black."
"Charles, you'll have to prise my crown out of my cold, dead hands!"

Things you don't want to hear a Prime Minister say:
"Get me an eighteen inch knife and a hand grenade.I'm sorting this Iraq shit out."

Exam questions that were rejected:
"All P.E teachers are paedophiles, discuss..."
"Spell 'Mississippi', without looking at how we've spelt it in the question."
"Tick the box: A, B or C to receive the grade A, B or C."
"If I add 1/8 to 1/16, how stoned will I be?

Famous last words:
'(as Steve Irwin): "Stingrays love foreplay."
"I bet you I could jump that ticket barrier!"

Rejected first lines for the new Harry Potter book:
"Something about the spell must've gone wrong, because one of Harry's testicles had turned into a scorpion."
"'Show us where Dumbledore touched you,' said the judge, 'show us on the doll'.

Unhelpful things to say in a crisis:
"Women and children first - then I'll shag the men and the animals."

Bad things for a teacher to say:
"Are you chewing boy? This is the worst blowjob I've had all day!"
"It turns out you're not dyslexic, you're just really really stupid."

Bad things to say at the opening of the new Wembley Stadium:
"And, who knows, maybe here, one day, with the right linesman, England could cheat their way to another World Cup victory!"

Ill-advised things to say in court:
So to summarize, there's no evidence. But he does look a bit rapey."
"And I put it to you, m'lud, that that child is sexy."
"I was performing the Heimlich manoeuvre... then it sort of turned into the wheelbarrow position."
0 Comments 356 days ago
Memories!
Leave one memory of you and me together as a comment. It doesn't matter if I know you a little or a lot, anything you remember!!
2 Comments 368 days ago
 

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Aviemore - Exec. Training 2008
(34 photos)

Flat/Uni Banter!
(16 photos)

banter
(12 photos)

Arctic Monkeys - Cardiff !!
(27 photos)

Francais 2007 !!
(43 photos)

grego's 19th - garage
(9 photos)

Francais 2007 Part 2!!
(18 photos)

PROM!!!
(46 photos)

PROM 2!!!
(7 photos)

My Album
(43 photos)

Sea
(6 photos)

Kirsteen's 18th!
(29 photos)

Uefa Cup Finaleeee!
(11 photos)

Live at Loch Lomond!!!!
(10 photos)

VOTE BAIG!!!
(1 photos)

dublin...zoo!
(28 photos)
 

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Faisal is friends with <evelyngray>.
Faisal is friends with <EileenD814>.
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Denise McCaig commented on Faisal's photo.
This makes me laugh every time I see it! x
 

Comments

Graham Campbell
You put your left hand up
You put your right hand down
You drop the ball and look like a fucking clown
You do the artur boruc and your 4-1 down!
OOOOOHHH ARTUR BORUC!!!!!!!!
3 hours ago
Kritchie
did u like my lyrics???down below?xxx
6 days ago
Kirstypops
Faisal I will cry with this end of an era stuff......

When am I going 2 see you b4 I go son?

Wb x x
6 days ago via Mobile
Graeme
arite man hows it going, the exec training pics look well class. The water looks nice and warm anyway lol :p
1 week ago
Dan Dan Fiesta Man
yea man iv done the stanley its pretty gd eh
iv 4got all about choices lol probs jst do it wen i gt bk or summin. guesin ur gna join the kayak club wi me wen we go back then.
1 week ago
Kirstypops
omg are you just in the habit of ignoring me now? I would appreciate a txt bak once in a while!!.....1 week and 6 days to go! x x
1 week ago via Mobile
Kritchie
Used to think that life was sweet,
Used to think we were so complete,
I cant believe youd throw it away.

Used to feel we had it made,
Used to feel we could sail away,
Can you imagine how I feel today,
Well it seems a long time ago you were the lonely one,
Now it comes to letting go you are the only one,
Do you know what youve done.

Its so funny how we dont talk anymore,
Its so funny why we dont talk anymore,
But I aint losing sleep and I aint counting sheep,
Its so funny how we dont talk anymore.

Well it really doesnt matter to me,
I guess your leaving was meant to be,
Its down to you now you wanna be free,
Well I hope you know which way to go youre on your own again,
And dont come crying to me when youre the lonely one,
Remember what youve done.

Its so funny how we dont talk anymore,
Its so funny why we dont talk anymore,
But I aint losing sleep and I aint counting sheep,
Its so funny how we dont talk anymore.
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2 weeks ago
Stacey Mellon
i seen the fear in your eyes wen i told you you had a wrinkle today so have some love :L and obvisoulsy cos its your birthday toooo :D
hope you had a good one seeing as i only spoke to you for like 2 seconds today haha xxxxxx
3 weeks ago
Kritchie
just passin thru, have some love :D
4 weeks ago
Dave
How much of a ledge are you? In fact, how much of a ledge is the guy who posted with a name like David Dickinson? Is he as cool as the real David Dickinson, or just a mere imposter, wanabe David Dickinson?

I am a lemon soufle fyi

x
4 weeks ago
Isla McC
he's mean faisal! i enjoyed visiting you dear :D

x x x
4 weeks ago
David Dickinson
btw you need checked for herpies!!!!! you got it off a dog!
4 weeks ago
David Dickinson
hm thanks for allowing us to stay in the store then mate!! Great work!

YA FUD!!

hehe
4 weeks ago
Fee
HII THEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEE
 EEEEE
4 weeks ago
Kritchie
love. im going to delete ur life
4 weeks ago
Kritchie
if i had love left ud know where give it ;)




hold on, does that sound wrong? no? good :D
5 weeks ago
Graham Campbell
Aye definately, du have spare tickets to sell or sumthin coz i tohught it was sold out? Ive got my law resit on thursday, the worst! u been on holiday yet?

graham xxx
5 weeks ago
Ya Wee Rascal.
Mateeeeeeeeeeeee :D
Nice to hearr from yi hehe ! A seen u at the till the other day in m&s and a was with the girl from ma work and a pure shouted awww theres faisal lmaooo she wis like wh :s lolol !! Ill popin and see u sumtime get me a discount on some nice cardies :L :L wat u doin this weekend are u still at uni ? Missin u lots big guyy :o am jst in from work ! thats all a do lol xxxxx
5 weeks ago
David Dickinson
Your the fucking mess sunshine!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha ko, haha i would pay to see you trying everest haha!! Haha i climbed Ben Ann which isnt too high a few years back and loved it mate! What you up to today? Was supposed to be taking isla out but shes not feeling too well:-(.. Ano what you mean mate but i really think my uni played its part in being shit haha mad jap tutor was impossible to understand mate!! That would be cool mate, islas cousin and bf went on a mad trip across europe for a few months a wee while ago and i think they enjoyed it mate!

Dave :D
5 weeks ago
David Dickinson
YOU TALK SHIT!!!! Haha

KO mate im a right wind up merchant!! Lol the wee chinease car was really like that wee birdy haha!!

Yeh cool mate i will do that! Good man get into the uni work mate unlike me i was slacking it but il do it this year haha!! Working today mate knacked but need a wee sleep before training tonight!!

What you been up to wee baws??

Dave:D
5 weeks ago
 
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